Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
- Japanese pictorial maxim (the Three Wise Monkeys) 
A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer
It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain
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It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)
Grin your smile; giggle your laugh; unfurl your joy;
dash the last trace of your self-consciousness;
and cavort your most uninhibited play.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The trick is growing up without growing old.
- Casey Stengel
Judgment is discernment on a bad hair day.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill
Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain,
and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump
Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart
Take your life in your own hands, and what happens?
A terrible thing: no one to blame.
- Erica Jong
If (s)he's an apple and you're an orange,
celebrate your differences -
make a great fruit salad.
Love isn't about being the same -
it's about being sweet with each other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I will dance a little.
I will move with the wind.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Best Friends: we're a parade - even by ourselves!
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing,
of just going along,
listening to all the things you can't hear,
and not bothering.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
- Anonymous
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous
When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.
- Anonymous Saying
(Sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson)
Grin your smile;
giggle your laugh;
unfurl your joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Be Utterly and Dependably Unexpected.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Everything is okay in the end.
If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
- Anonymous
It is awfully hard to be brave, when you're only a Very Small Animal.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
- Peter F. Drucker
An optimist is one who makes the best
of what he gets the worst of.
- Anonymous
Consider calling it a challenge
rather than calling it a crisis.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Remember that life is an ADVENTURE, and cheer Whee...
all the way down the slippery razor-blade of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The bad news is time flies.
The good news is you're the pilot.
- Michael Althsuler
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed
to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
- Will Rogers
If you believe in forever,
then life is just a one night stand.
- The Righteous Brothers
"It's not that important,
don't worry about it" is the answer,
now what was the question?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
When life gives you lemons, Make Lemonade.
- Anonymous saying
Love is an irresistible desire
to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost
Things turn out best for the people
who make the best of the way things turn out.
- Art Linkletter
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
- Benjamin Franklin
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
Anger spells dANGER.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I won't give up 'til goats sing and walruses fly.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
- Walt Disney
Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon
If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you always got.
- Mark Twain
Live life on the edge, not with an edge.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong
Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Your attitude determines your altitude.
- Zig Ziglar
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
- Mark Twain
You're standing on the threshold of success.
Don't look down, it'll make you dizzy.
- the character Timothy Q. Mouse in the Walt Disney movie Dumbo
Blessed is he who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed.
- Alexander Pope
Be careful the friends you choose -
for you will become like them.
- W. Clement Stone
Choose your friends carefully.
Your enemies will choose you.
- Yasser Arafat
If you do not change direction,
you may end up where you are heading.
- Lao Tzu
It's not what you don't know that kills you,
it's what you know for sure that ain't true.
- Mark Twain
Sometimes, our family's most important job
is reminding us how unimportant we are.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
The best way to keep your friends
is not to give them away.
- Wilson Mizner
Be who you are and say what you feel
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind.
- commonly but falsely attributed to Dr. Seuss,
this misquote consists of the Bernard Baruch quote,
"Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
with additional words added anonymously.
Many a man fails as an original thinker
simply because his memory is too good.
- Nietzsche
I am a great believer in luck
and I find that the harder
I work the more I have of it.
- Thomas Jefferson
It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies,
but even more to stand up to your friends.
- J.K. Rowling
The only good luck many great men ever had was
being born with the ability and determination to overcome bad luck.
- Channing Pollock
Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,
it is time to pause and reflect.
- Mark Twain
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