I have often wanted to drown my troubles,
but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
- Anonymous
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Anger is like a thorn in the heart.
- Yiddish Proverb 
Just when the caterpillar thought
the world was over, it became a butterfly.
- Anonymous
Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous
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Happiness is a choice.
- Anonymous
Without change, there would be no butterflies.
- Anonymous
This is my wish for you:
Comfort on difficult days,
Smiles when sadness intrudes,
Rainbows to follow the clouds,
Laughter to kiss your lips,
Sunsets to warm your heart,
Hugs when spirits sag,
Beauty for your eyes to see,
Friendships to brighten your being,
Faith so that you can believe,
Confidence for when you doubt,
Courage to know yourself,
Patience to accept the truth,
Love to complete your life.
- Anonymous
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
- Anonymous
Everything is a miracle,
not just the beautiful and lovely things.
- Anonymous
Love me when I least deserve it,
because that's when I really need it.
- Swedish Proverb
We Can Do It!
- WW II US Government Poster
Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb
See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
- Japanese pictorial maxim (the Three Wise Monkeys)
Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb
All things at first appear difficult.
- Chinese proverb
This day I will marry my friend,
the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love.
- Anonymous
Change comes from within.
- Anonymous
He who takes medicine and neglects his diet
wastes the skill of his doctors.
- Chinese Proverb
Peace is the ultimate blessing.
- Jewish traditional
Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.
- Anonymous
We are most like God when we forgive.
- Anonymous
Kindness is better than piety.
- Yiddish Proverb
All the darkness of the world cannot
extinguish the light of a single candle,
yet one candle can illuminate all the darkness.
- Jewish Hanukah Prayer
A bird does not sing because it has an answer.
It sings because it has a song.
- Chinese Proverb
Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.
- Anonymous
The brightest stars are those who
shine for the benefit of others.
- Anonymous
Dance like no one is watching,
love like you'll never be hurt.
Sing like no one is listening.
Live life like it's heaven on earth.
- Anonymous (various attributions and alternate phrasings)
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
- Anonymous
One can pay back the loan of gold,
but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.
- Malayan Proverb
Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own.
- Chinese proverb
Excellence is the result of
caring more than others think wise,
risking more than other's think safe,
dreaming more than others think practical,
and expecting more than others think possible.
- Anonymous
You Create Your Own Reality.
- Anonymous
If you are patient in one moment of anger,
you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
- Chinese Proverb
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
- Anonymous
Calm provides clarity. Pause to consider
the gifts you have been given,
the difference you have made
and the direction in which you are headed.
- Anonymous
If I keep a green bough in my heart the singing bird will come.
- Chinese proverb
Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common.
Celebrate it every day.
- Anonymous
I wept because I had no shoes
until I met a man who had no feet.
- old Persian Proverb
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.
- Anonymous
The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have.
- Yiddish Proverb
A coincidence is a small miracle in which
God chooses to remain anonymous.
- Anonymous
Take time to laugh.
It is the music of the soul.
Take time to think.
It is the source of power.
Take time to play.
It is the source of perpetual youth.
Take time to read.
It is the fountain of wisdom.
Take time to pray.
It is the greatest power on Earth.
Take time to love and be loved.
It is a God-given privilege.
Take time to be friendly.
It is the road to happiness.
Take time to give.
It is too short a day to be selfish.
Take time to work.
It is the price of success.
- Anonymous
If the problem can be solved,
there is no use worrying about it.
If it can't be solved,
worrying will do no good.
- Tibetan proverb
If you want to feel rich,
just count all of the things you have that money can't buy.
- Anonymous
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect.
It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.
- Anonymous
Life may not be the party we hoped for,
but while we are here we might as well dance.
- Anonymous
He who can give thanks for little
will always find he has enough.
- Anonymous
When God closes a door, he opens a window.
- Anonymous
Follow Your Dreams.
- Anonymous
Kindness, like a boomerang, always returns.
- Anonymous
No good comes from hurrying.
- Yiddish Proverb
If you want to be happy,
put your effort into controlling the sail, not the wind.
- Anonymous
The key to happiness is not to have what you want
but to want what you have.
- Anonymous
The best relationship is one in which
your love for each other
exceeds your need for each other.
- Anonymous
You can, when you believe you can.
- Anonymous
When life gives you lemons, Make Lemonade.
- Anonymous saying
Don't ever give up.
- Anonymous
Be the best that you can be.
- Anonymous
We return thanks to our mother,
the earth, which sustains us.
We return thanks to the rivers and streams
which supply us with water.
We return thanks to all herbs, which furnish medicines
for the cure of our diseases.
We return thanks to the corn, and to her sisters,
the beans and squashes, which give us life.
We return thanks to the bushes and trees,
which provide us with fruit.
We return thanks to the wind,
which, moving the air, has banished diseases.
We return thanks to the moon and the stars,
which have given us their light when the sun was gone.
We return thanks to our grandfather He-no,
that he has protected his grandchildren from witches and reptiles,
and has given us his rain.
We return thanks to the sun,
that he has looked upon the earth with a beneficent eye.
Lastly, we return thanks to the Great Spirit,
in whom is embodied all goodness,
and who directs all things for the good of his children.
- Iroquois traditional
A life lived in fear is a life half lived.
- Anonymous
Let Go, Let God.
- Anonymous
When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.
- Anonymous Saying
(Sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson)
Take risks: if you win, you will be happy;
if you lose, you will be wise.
- Anonymous
Return love for hate.
- Anonymous
The sun WILL come up tomorrow.
- Anonymous
A man is not old until his regrets take the place of his dreams.
- Yiddish Proverb
The best way to gain self-confidence
is to do what you are afraid to do.
- Anonymous
Keep the Faith.
- Anonymous
Carpe Diem (Seize the day)
- Latin Proverb
It is darkest just before the dawn.
- Proverb
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous
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