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Pie, pie, pie.
- Michael (1996)
- the movie Michael (1996)
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It's cookies, he smells like cookies,
and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.
- the movie Michael
And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)
Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie 
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See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
- Japanese pictorial maxim (the Three Wise Monkeys)
A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer
Grin your smile; giggle your laugh; unfurl your joy;
dash the last trace of your self-consciousness;
and cavort your most uninhibited play.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The trick is growing up without growing old.
- Casey Stengel
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)
It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain
If (s)he's an apple and you're an orange,
celebrate your differences -
make a great fruit salad.
Love isn't about being the same -
it's about being sweet with each other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain,
and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde
You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
- Anonymous
Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart
Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar
Take your life in your own hands, and what happens?
A terrible thing: no one to blame.
- Erica Jong
I will dance a little.
I will move with the wind.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Best Friends: we're a parade - even by ourselves!
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing,
of just going along,
listening to all the things you can't hear,
and not bothering.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Judgment is discernment on a bad hair day.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Remember that life is an ADVENTURE, and cheer Whee...
all the way down the slippery razor-blade of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Love is an irresistible desire
to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong
Grin your smile;
giggle your laugh;
unfurl your joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
An optimist is one who makes the best
of what he gets the worst of.
- Anonymous
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon
When life gives you lemons, Make Lemonade.
- Anonymous saying
Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer
If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you always got.
- Mark Twain
"It's not that important,
don't worry about it" is the answer,
now what was the question?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Your attitude determines your altitude.
- Zig Ziglar
Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
Everything is okay in the end.
If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
- Anonymous
When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.
- Anonymous Saying
(Sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson)
Anger spells dANGER.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
- Walt Disney
Things turn out best for the people
who make the best of the way things turn out.
- Art Linkletter
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed
to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
- Will Rogers
Live life on the edge, not with an edge.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous
Be Utterly and Dependably Unexpected.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
- Benjamin Franklin
Consider calling it a challenge
rather than calling it a crisis.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
I won't give up 'til goats sing and walruses fly.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
- Peter F. Drucker
The bad news is time flies.
The good news is you're the pilot.
- Michael Althsuler
It is awfully hard to be brave, when you're only a Very Small Animal.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
If you believe in forever,
then life is just a one night stand.
- The Righteous Brothers
I am Counterpoint to the Clamor of the World.
I am Deliciously Naughty.
I am Enchantingly Whimsical.
I am Filled With Mischief and Giggles.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The best way to keep your friends
is not to give them away.
- Wilson Mizner
You're standing on the threshold of success.
Don't look down, it'll make you dizzy.
- the character Timothy Q. Mouse in the Walt Disney movie Dumbo
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
Your children need your presence
more than your presents.
- Jesse Jackson
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
- Mark Twain
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,
it is time to pause and reflect.
- Mark Twain
Many a man fails as an original thinker
simply because his memory is too good.
- Nietzsche
You only meet your once in a lifetime friend ...
once in a lifetime.
- Little Rascals
It is well to remember that the
entire population of the universe,
with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
- Andrew J. Holmes
Every man should have a fair-sized cemetery
in which to bury the faults of his friends.
- Henry Brooks Adams
Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
- Lewis Carroll
Never look back unless you are planning to go that way.
- Henry David Thoreau
Sometimes, our family's most important job
is reminding us how unimportant we are.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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