Pie, pie, pie.
- Michael (1996)
- the movie Michael (1996)
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And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)
It's cookies, he smells like cookies,
and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.
- the movie Michael
Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie 
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See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
- Japanese pictorial maxim (the Three Wise Monkeys)
A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer
It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain
Grin your smile; giggle your laugh; unfurl your joy;
dash the last trace of your self-consciousness;
and cavort your most uninhibited play.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The trick is growing up without growing old.
- Casey Stengel
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde
Best Friends: we're a parade - even by ourselves!
- Mary Anne Radmacher
I will dance a little.
I will move with the wind.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Judgment is discernment on a bad hair day.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Take your life in your own hands, and what happens?
A terrible thing: no one to blame.
- Erica Jong
Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart
If (s)he's an apple and you're an orange,
celebrate your differences -
make a great fruit salad.
Love isn't about being the same -
it's about being sweet with each other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
- Anonymous
Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain,
and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin
Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing,
of just going along,
listening to all the things you can't hear,
and not bothering.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
- Walt Disney
Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain
An optimist is one who makes the best
of what he gets the worst of.
- Anonymous
Grin your smile;
giggle your laugh;
unfurl your joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The bad news is time flies.
The good news is you're the pilot.
- Michael Althsuler
Live life on the edge, not with an edge.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
Remember that life is an ADVENTURE, and cheer Whee...
all the way down the slippery razor-blade of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous
Consider calling it a challenge
rather than calling it a crisis.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
- Benjamin Franklin
When life gives you lemons, Make Lemonade.
- Anonymous saying
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong
Your attitude determines your altitude.
- Zig Ziglar
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed
to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
- Will Rogers
Everything is okay in the end.
If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
- Anonymous
Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer
It is awfully hard to be brave, when you're only a Very Small Animal.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
"It's not that important,
don't worry about it" is the answer,
now what was the question?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller
When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.
- Anonymous Saying
(Sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson)
Be Utterly and Dependably Unexpected.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you always got.
- Mark Twain
Love is an irresistible desire
to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost
Things turn out best for the people
who make the best of the way things turn out.
- Art Linkletter
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
Anger spells dANGER.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If you believe in forever,
then life is just a one night stand.
- The Righteous Brothers
I won't give up 'til goats sing and walruses fly.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
- Peter F. Drucker
I am a great believer in luck
and I find that the harder
I work the more I have of it.
- Thomas Jefferson
I am Counterpoint to the Clamor of the World.
I am Deliciously Naughty.
I am Enchantingly Whimsical.
I am Filled With Mischief and Giggles.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The best way to keep your friends
is not to give them away.
- Wilson Mizner
It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies,
but even more to stand up to your friends.
- J.K. Rowling
WHY do you care what THEY think?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Many a man fails as an original thinker
simply because his memory is too good.
- Nietzsche
Be who you are and say what you feel
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind.
- commonly but falsely attributed to Dr. Seuss,
this misquote consists of the Bernard Baruch quote,
"Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
with additional words added anonymously.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
- Forrest Gump
Choose your friends carefully.
Your enemies will choose you.
- Yasser Arafat
I skip on the beach, and play with the waves.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
"Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely,
"and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
- Lewis Carroll
It's not what you don't know that kills you,
it's what you know for sure that ain't true.
- Mark Twain
Be careful the friends you choose -
for you will become like them.
- W. Clement Stone
Sometimes, our family's most important job
is reminding us how unimportant we are.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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