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You want to do mankind a real service?
Tell funnier jokes.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories (1980)
Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie 
A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer
Laugh Loud - Laugh Often
Laugh At What's Funny - Laugh At What's Sad
Laugh At Me - Laugh At You - Laugh At Life
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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Today is your day to laugh at life,
laugh at what's funny - laugh at what's sad,
laugh loud - laugh often,
laugh at me - laugh at you - laugh at life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill
Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde
Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
- George Bernard Shaw
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man
take which course he will,
he will be sure to repent.
- Socrates
When you think you're out of time,
smile, and turn back the clock.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.
- Anonymous Saying
(Sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson)
You got to be careful if you
don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
- Milton Berle
A person with a new idea is
a crank until the idea succeeds.
- Mark Twain
When we remember we are all mad,
the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
- Mark Twain
Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.
- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts cartoon
Nine-tenths of the people were created
so you would want to be with the other tenth.
- Horace Walpole
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
- Stephen Hawking
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
and that's what parents were created for.
- Ogden Nash
Always listen to the experts.
They'll tell you what can't be done and why.
Then do it.
- Robert Heinlein
My life has been filled with terrible misfortune;
most of which never happened.
- Michel Eyquem De Montaigne
An old friend will help you move.
A good friend will help you move a dead body.
- Jim Hayes
We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks-
if we agree with him.
- Mark Twain
When life gets you down -
just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Anonymous humor
True love comes quietly,
without banners or flashing lights.
If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal
Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
- Mae West
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth
or burn down your house, you can never tell.
- Joan Crawford
I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel
What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
- the movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask "Why me?"
Then a voice answers "Nothing personal,
your name just happened to come up. -
- Charlie Brown, in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts
I refuse to answer that question
on the grounds that I don't know the answer
- Douglas Adams
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.
- Germaine Greer
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- Groucho Marx
I choose my friends for their good looks,
my acquaintances for their good characters,
and my enemies for their intellects.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt
towards people whom we personally dislike.
- Oscar Wilde
I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.
- Winston Churchill
I love deadlines.
I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
- Douglas Adams
Anyone who thinks sitting in church
can make you a Christian must also think
that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
- Garrison Keillor
Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall
I truly believe that happiness is possible...
even when you're thirty-three
and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Normal is in the eye of the beholder.
- Whoopi Goldberg
You can always do one thing less than you think you can.
- Anonymous
You are only young once,
but you can stay immature indefinitely.
- Anonymous
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
- Herm Albright
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
- W. C. Fields
I am no longer young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living;
the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
- Mark Twain
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.
- Albert Einstein
Here are the opinions on which my facts are based.
- Anonymous
Sometimes I've believed as many as
six impossible things before breakfast.
- Lewis Carroll
I've developed a new philosophy...
I only dread one day at a time.
- the character Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts comic
Okay, here's your first lesson: how to take a FALL!
- the movie Karate Kid
The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde
Whenever I feel the need to exercise,
I lie down until it goes away.
- Robert Maynard Hutchins
The secret of ugliness consists not in irregularity,
but in being uninteresting.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent.
What you lack, is the capacity.
- said by Shrek in the movie Shrek 2
I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.
- Bono
Times like these, dark times,
they do funny things to people.
They can tear them apart.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe,
just so you're sincere.
- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schulz' Go Fly A Kite, Charlie Brown
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
- Charles M. Schulz
One day Alice came to a fork in the road
and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree.
"Which road do I take?" she asked.
His responses was a question: "Where do you want to go?"
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
- Lewis Carroll
I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner
If you are not one of us, you are one of them.
- the movie The Matrix (1999)
Old age has deformities enough of its own.
It should never add to them the deformity of vice.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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