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When I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb.
After a while when I got to be 21, I was amazed to
find out how much he'd learned in three years.
- Frank Butler

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Praying is important when you wake up
at two o'clock in the morning
feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

Too clever is dumb.
- Ogden Nash

I know a lot of people think I'm dumb.
Well, at least I ain't no educated fool.
- Leon Spinks

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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...
and I also know that I'm not blonde.
- Dolly Parton

A person is smart. People are dumb,
panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew
the Earth was the center of the universe.
Five hundred years ago,
everybody knew the Earth was flat,
and fifteen minutes ago,
you knew that humans were alone on this planet.
Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.
- the movie Men in Black

You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and
over again and keep the audience's attention without
extraordinary physical equipment.
- Judy Holliday


 

None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart.
We're in the middle.
- Daniel Johns

When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Heaven is dumb, echoing only the dumb.
- Franz Kafka

I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific
problems is just as dumb as the next guy.
- Richard P. Feynman

On their own merits modest men are dumb.
- George Colman

Maybe these kids are just too young and too dumb to know about the first 13.
Maybe they can't comprehend that the Braves have only
won one World Series in those 13 years.
- Tim Hudson

Well, first I studied piano.
I wasn't very satisfied because I though my teachers were dumb...
and repressive.
- Luc Ferrari

Hollywood has the idea that movies have to be dumb.
But especially movies for or about teenagers have to be really dumb!
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world.
It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills.
They really nailed how dumb rock can be.
- Jack Black

I've always thought those guys are really funny.
And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
- David Zucker

I'm really, really dumb about describing wine,
but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry.
- Esai Morales

Light troubles speak; the weighty are struck dumb.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Don't dumb it down.
The audience is smart and gets what you are doing.
- Bruce Paltrow

Pretend to be dumb, that's the only way to reach old age.
- Friedrich Durrenmatt

If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led,
like sheep to the slaughter.
- George Washington

I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
- Patricia Neal

Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart,
sexy comedy.
- Lisa Kudrow

You have to get the audience invested even if you're
doing something that they think is dumb,
it's kind of what these movies are all about.
- Halle Berry

Nature makes only dumb animals.
We owe the fools to society.
- Honore de Balzac

If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him,
so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as he is.
- Arnold Rothstein

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell.
Did I mention I'm stupid?
- Eminem

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
- Terry Bradshaw

Outside of dumb luck, the number one way serial killers
are caught is through the help of the public.
- Pat Brown

Books are the carriers of civilization.
Without books, history is silent, literature dumb,
science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill.
- Barbara Tuchman

Striving to tell his woes, words would not come;
For light cares speak,
when mighty griefs are dumb.
- Samuel Daniel

Without philosophy, history is always for me dead and dumb.
- Ferdinand Christian Baur

There are dumb actors.
But there are dumb politicians and dumb bakers.
- Tim Robbins

When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind.
- Maurice Gibb

More than anything else, we need in this society the
opportunity for people to tell us what they think without
being told that they're either dumb,
or stupid, or uninformed.
- Brian Lamb

I don't have to wait until the next morning to regret
something I did that was kinda dumb.
- Bobby Knight

Girls have an unfair advantage over men:
if they can't get what they want by being smart,
they can get it by being dumb.
- Yul Brynner

I'm not dumb.
I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
- Bill Watterson

To make us a terrorist target in a region that is full
of terrorism is dumb and unforgiveable.
- John Hewson

Generally speaking, actors are allowed NO input.
Actors are dumb.
- Dirk Benedict

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb.
Most of us can't get paid to be smart.
- Aaron Allston

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me,
myself and I. - Loretta Young

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes,
but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
- Edward Abbey

Newspapermen ask dumb questions.
They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.
- Sonny Liston

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
- Erica Jong

Nothing is the destiny of everyone, it is our commonness made dumb.
- Mark Strand

Only dumb people are happy.
- Courtney Love

I'm a giraffe.
I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs.
It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.
- Sophia Loren

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb.
Dumb is just not knowing.
Ditzy is having the courage to ask!
- Jessica Simpson

I was so wild and crazy and dumb in my car.
It didn't run but 30 miles an hour.
You made do.
- Muddy Waters

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron.
He's really dumb.
- Aaron McGruder

A pas de deux is a dialogue of love.
How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?
- Rudolf Nureyev

He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed
word can strike dumb the loquacious,
is a genius or a hero.
- Johann Kaspar Lavater

I'm a meathead.
I can't help it, man.
You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.
- Keanu Reeves

It's a dumb question, because I don't look at things as a black director,
just as a director, so ask me as a director first and
we can segue into the colour thing later.
- Antoine Fuqua

I hate it when people talk about Buffy as being campy...
I hate camp, I don't enjoy dumb TV.
I believe Aaron Spelling has single-handedly lowered SAT scores.
- Joss Whedon

I don't believe in elitism.
I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me.
I am the audience.
- Quentin Tarantino

We're not going to dumb down for them.
They have to move up.
They're the network and we're the show.
- Alia Shawkat

I started realizing that I wasn't so dumb;
rather,
most people simply didn't know the answers to the questions
that I was interested in-or they didn't care.
- Dean Kamen

I always said you have to be really smart or really
dumb to play this game well.
I just don't know where I fit in.
- Beth Daniel

I'd played dumbasses a lot.
On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.
- Lisa Kudrow

Only very intelligent people don't wish they were in politics,
and I'm dumb enough to want to be in there.
- Orson Welles

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth
he forgot to cut the cord.
For a year that kid followed me everywhere.
It was like having a dog on a leash.
- Joan Rivers

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

When you work you are a flute through whose heart the
whispering of the hours turns to music.
Which of you would be a reed, dumb and silent,
when all else sings together in unison?
- Khalil Gibran

I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great Director,
if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend.
- George Lindsey

Being in politics is like being a football coach.
You have to be smart enough to understand the game,
and dumb enough to think it's important.
- Eugene McCarthy

Everybody started saying, well, this cat's not as dumb as people think he is.
- David Allan Coe

Somebody gets to be smart and somebody gets to be dumb.
If we win, it'll be because of the president.
And if we lose, it'll be because of me.
- Karl Rove

Most beautiful dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it,
because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.
- Louise Brooks


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