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The practice of medicine is a thinker's art the practice of surgery a plumber's.
- Martin H. Fischer

If I waited for inspiration every time I sat down to
write a song I probably would be a plumber today.
- Barry Mann

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
- Woody Allen

It's still about the women.
It's not called Desperate Plumber.
People are more interested in cat fights.
- James Denton

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Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he'd be a plumber
or a bookkeeper or a salesman.
- Bela Lugosi

I wanted to be a plumber.
- Robert Goulet

I never planned on being a plumber.
- Scott Caan


 

Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the
resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.
- George Meany

In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to
ban people from wearing pants that fit too low.
However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.
- Conan O'Brien

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
- Arthur Baer

Let's say I was a plumber, or I worked at a factory,
I would download music, you feel what I'm saying?
- Obie Trice

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is
a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day.
But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh
and those guys still have him on in the morning,
because he is a real talent.
- Artie Lange

When I don't plumb the depths or the opportunities of each day,
I don't have joy.
- Victoria Principal

I told my wife the truth.
I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist.
Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist,
two plumbers, and a bartender.
- Rodney Dangerfield

One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature,
depth and timing of a bath.
- Jack Gould

I rarely repeat playing the same role in a show.
I figured I'd plumbed 90 percent the first time around,
so let's move on to something where I'm starting from scratch.
- Hal Linden

Modern cynics and skeptics... see no harm in paying those
to whom they entrust the minds of their children
a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom
they entrust the care of their plumbing.
- John F. Kennedy

The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as
a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy
because it is an exalted activity will have neither
good plumbing nor good philosophy:
neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.
- John W. Gardner

Had I been more responsible I might have made something
of myself as a junk bond trader,
long-haul trucker or perhaps a plumbing contractor.
- Brock Yates

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
- Christopher Morley

Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing.
It didn't change people's habits.
It just kept them inside the house.
- Alfred Hitchcock

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
- Christopher Morley

I also taught myself how to blow glass using a propane
torch from the hardware store and managed to make some
elementary chemistry plumbing such as tees and small glass bulbs.
- Robert B. Laughlin

They were nothing like the French people I had imagined.
If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too
knowledgable in the fields of plumbing and electricity.
- David Sedaris

I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean
all your ideas are about music.
So every once in a while I get an idea about plumbing,
I get an idea about city government,
and they come the way they come.
- Jerry Garcia

I believe that all of us are born heterosexual,
physically created with a plumbing that's heterosexual,
and created with the instincts and desires that are basically,
fundamentally, heterosexual.
- Jerry Falwell

So it took me five years because in the interim I have
been doing a lot of personal appearances and movies
and some television series that went into the plumbing
and I stopped writing for a while.
- Robert Klein

Have we not come to such an impasse in the modern world
that we must love our enemies - or else?
The chain reaction of evil -
hate begetting hate, wars producing more wars -
must be broken, or else we shall be plunged
into the dark abyss of annihilation.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

People who work together will win,
whether it be against complex football defenses,
or the problems of modern society.
- Vince Lombardi

One of the most feared expressions in modern times
is 'The computer is down.'
- Norman Ralph Augustine

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person,
defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
- Dave Barry

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking
at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.
- John Ciardi

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught.
Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
- Ambrose Bierce

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's
oldest exercises in moral philosophy;
that is,
the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window,
except that the birds might eat them.
- Martin Henry Fischer

Fathers in today's modern families can be so many things.
- Oliver Hudson

The attempt to redefine the family as a purely voluntary
arrangement grows out of the modern delusion that people
can keep all their options open all the time.
- Christopher Lasch

Rome has not seen a modern building in more than half a century.
It is a city frozen in time.
- Richard Meier

The modern assault on the environment began about 50 years ago,
during and immediately after World War II.
- Barry Commoner

Modern people are only willing to believe in their computers,
while I believe in myself.
- Alain Robert

Modern medicine is a negation of health.
It isn't organized to serve human health,
but only itself, as an institution.
It makes more people sick than it heals.
- Ivan Illich

The history of modern art is also the history of the
progressive loss of art's audience.
Art has increasingly become the concern of the artist
and the bafflement of the public.
- Paul Gauguin

In modern war...
you will die like a dog for no good reason.
- Ernest Hemingway

In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most,
it is the honest man who doesn't know what he is doing.
- William Wordsworth

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one,
particularly if he plays golf.
- Bertrand Russell

My recollection of a hundred lovely lakes has given
me blessed release from care and worry and the troubled
thinking of our modern day.
It has been a return to the primitive and the peaceful.
- Hamlin Garland

It was Dr. King's tireless activism that fostered our
modern way of relating to one another.
- Wynton Marsalis

The printing press is either the greatest blessing
or the greatest curse of modern times,
sometimes one forgets which it is.
- E. F. Schumacher

The critical method which denies literary modernity would appear -
and even,
in certain respects, would be - the most modern of critical movements.
- Paul de Man

Modern education has devoted itself to the teaching of impudence,
and then we complain that we can no longer control our mobs.
- John Ruskin

The modern world is personal; people want to know intimate things.
- Nigella Lawson

Modern man is frantically trying to earn enough to
buy things he's too busy to enjoy.
- Frank Howard Clark

A lot of people insisted on a wall between modern dance and ballet.
I'm beginning to think that walls are very unhealthy things.
- Twyla Tharp

However, the word madda in modern Hebrew specifically means science.
- Norman Lamm

A fact of modern life is that it takes women longer to get ready than men.
- Jessica Savitch

Modern society, based as it is on the division of labor,
can be preserved only under conditions of lasting peace.
- Ludwig von Mises

The task of the modern educator
is not to cut down jungles,
but to irrigate deserts.
- C.S. Lewis

I always thought martial arts was the most modern choreography we could have right now,
and I always wanted to put it to music.
- Lou Reed

Modern American war is as easy to script as a B movie.
- David Hackworth

Modern as the style of Pascal's writing is,
his thought is deeply impregnated with the spirit of the Middle Ages.
He belonged, almost equally, to the future and to the past.
- Lytton Strachey

When Tim Allen made The Santa Clause,
I thought that was a delightful film.
It took a modern sensibility but layered onto it a kind of sentiment.
- Leonard Maltin

We decided to do some of Merle's things with modern instrumentation.
We used a flute, a bass clarinet, a trumpet,
a clarinet, drums, a guitar, vibes and a piano.
- Tennessee Ernie Ford

Memorials become relics if they do not stir our modern conscience.
- Henry Waxman

Adulthood is the ever-shrinking period between childhood and old age.
It is the apparent aim of modern industrial societies
to reduce this period to a minimum.
- Thomas Szasz

There is no word more generally misinterpreted than the word egoism,
in its modern sense.
- John Buchanan Robinson

A modern fleet of ships does not so much make use of
the sea as exploit a highway.
- Joseph Conrad

The tragedy of modern man is not that he knows less
and less about the meaning of his own life,
but that it bothers him less and less.
- Vaclav Havel

Next, we will create a modern immigration law.
- Gerhard Schroder

Modern American cinema seems to me superficial.
The intention is to understand a certain reality,
and the result is nothing but a photographing of that reality.
- Manuel Puig

Conservatives have no understanding of modern capitalism.
They have a distorted understanding of the traditional
values they claim to defend.
- Christopher Lasch

Speed, it seems to me, provides the one genuinely modern pleasure.
- Aldous Huxley


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