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Jerks Quotes
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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress
women was to own a hot car.
But women wised up and realized it was better to buy
their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
- Scott Adams

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Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings
out the basic traits in them.
If they were jerks before they had money,
they are simply jerks with a billion dollars.
- Warren Buffett

A Poem does not grow by jerks.
As trees in Spring produce a new ring of tissue,
so does every poet put forth a fresh outlay of stuff at the same season.
- Wilfred Owen

I am always the 'good guy,' and I take on the idiotic jerks of the nation.
- Wally George

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I don't like characters that are left being jerks at the end of the movie.
- Jeremy London

For some unknown reason, bad-boys draw you in despite
the fact that they are jerks.
- Alexis Bledel

In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented,
including the jerks.
- Chris Patten


 

Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly.
It's more often a succession of jerks.
- Jean Rhys

I've dated jerks, so why not geeks?
- Kelly LeBrock

You have one big mythology in your favor:
Everyone believes that you Europeans are impeccable.
But I know you are jerks.
- Fernando Flores

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition
that all men are created jerks.
- H. Allen Smith

In democracy everyone has the right to be represented,
even the jerks.
- Chris Patten

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
- Bill Watterson

People should realize we're jerks just like them.
- Edward de Bono

To keep it simple you run your gym like you run your house.
Keep it clean and in good running order.
No jerks allowed, members pay on time and if they give you any crap,
throw them out.
There's peace where there's order.
- Joe Gold

I'm human and I've played my butt off for ten years.
I'm not a loafer, I'm not a jerk, I'm a baseball player.
- Reggie Jackson

I'm just starting to scratch the surface of what really
makes me happy and it's taken me a while to admit that
acting like a little child and being a jerk and a punk is fun.
- Leonardo DiCaprio

Hemingway was a jerk.
- Harold Robbins

What's the difference between tough love and acting like a jerk?
- Ricki Lake

If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life,
I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.
- Christian Bale

Most of my stuff before CSI was kind of the jerk boyfriend,
so I thought this was one of those deals,
where these two have a thing going on,
so we had a scene where they make out.
- George Eads

I felt there's a wealth in Jewish tradition,
a great inheritance.
I'd be a jerk not to take advantage of it.
- Herman Wouk

If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble.
And Henry was 95 percent.
- Lee Iacocca

If a jerk burns the flag, America is not threatened,
democracy is not under siege, freedom is not at risk.
- Gary Ackerman

For every 10 good things, there's always some jerk
that wants to say something bad.
- Devon Sawa

Sometimes you are being interviewed by someone and you think,
if I knew this person they'd be my best friend.
Other times you're being interviewed by a complete jerk.
- Judith Guest

I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once.
I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk,
but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out.
- Rachel Perry

I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends,
and have fun, and not care about the consequences,
but I just can't now.
- Leonardo DiCaprio

You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah,
I'd like to see you make a film first before you get to talk about it.
What a jerk.
- George Clooney

Johnny Rotten.
He's a big fan of mine.
I used to see him out in the audience in England and
he'd stand up and holler.
He's funny.
Smart too, and a nice guy.
Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.
- Don Van Vliet

Music is for people.
The word 'pop' is simply short for popular.
It means that people like it.
I'm just a normal jerk who happens to make music.
As long as my brain and fingers work,
I'm cool.
- Eddie Van Halen

I don't mind if somebody comes up to me and shakes my hand,
but if I'm in the middle of a restaurant and somebody asks me for a picture,
I can be a jerk and say no, or I can say yes and draw
more attention to myself,
which is exactly the opposite of what I want.
- Macaulay Culkin

You can ask anybody in the room.
My numbers are the worst in here but I'm still a jerk to everybody,
yelling at everybody, getting them going.
Once I get it back, then I'll be even worse to the guys.
- Billy Koch

No one would choose to be jerked randomly off task
again and again until you have half a dozen things
you're trying to get done,
all at the same time.
- Marilyn vos Savant

When I jerked it out the head remained in my leg,
where it remains still.
There were a couple of inches of blood on the shaft
of the arrow when I pulled it out.
- George Crook

She jerked away from me like a startled fawn might,
if I had a startled fawn and it jerked away from me.
- Raymond Chandler

I think if you have a really big, heavy person,
there's a feeling of an invisible puppeteer jerking them around in space.
They don't feel like they are moving themselves.
- Brad Bird

What we think, we become.
All that we are arises with our thoughts.
With our thoughts, we make the world.
- The Buddha

Every thought we think is creating our future.
- Louise L. Hay

To know yet to think that one does not know is best;
Not to know yet to think that one knows
will lead to difficulty.
- Lao Tzu

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Life is as easy or as hard as you think it is.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I don't think of all the misery
but of the beauty that still remains.
- Anne Frank

Truth is not defined by
how many people believe something.
Ask. Question. Think.
Decide - for yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Tolerance is the first principle of community;
it is the spirit which conserves
the best that all men think.
- Helen Keller

Excellence is the result of
caring more than others think wise,
risking more than other's think safe,
dreaming more than others think practical,
and expecting more than others think possible.
- Anonymous

If I feel depressed I will sing.
If I feel sad I will laugh.
If I feel ill I will double my labor.
If I feel fear I will plunge ahead.
If I feel inferior I will wear new garments.
If I feel uncertain I will raise my voice.
If I feel poverty I will think of wealth to come.
If I feel incompetent I will think of past success.
If I feel insignificant I will remember my goals.
Today I will be the master of my emotions.
- Og Mandino

Exercise free-will.
CHOOSE each and every action you make,
every thought you think,
and every emotion you feel.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People should think things out fresh
and not just accept conventional terms
and the conventional way of doing things.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

You can choose to be peaceful right here and now ...
it has nothing to do with what other people do or think.
- Gerald Jampolsky

Know that life is as easy or as hard as you think it is.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We are shaped by our thoughts;
we become what we think.
When the mind is pure, joy follows
like a shadow that never leaves.
- The Buddha

Children are born innocent.
Before they are domesticated they live in the moment,
love without fear, and don't even think about the opinions of others.
- don Miguel Ruiz

With every rising of the sun
Think of your life as just begun.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Take time to laugh.
It is the music of the soul.
Take time to think.
It is the source of power.
Take time to play.
It is the source of perpetual youth.
Take time to read.
It is the fountain of wisdom.
Take time to pray.
It is the greatest power on Earth.
Take time to love and be loved.
It is a God-given privilege.
Take time to be friendly.
It is the road to happiness.
Take time to give.
It is too short a day to be selfish.
Take time to work.
It is the price of success.
- Anonymous

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are,
or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy.
It is what you think about.
- Dale Carnegie

The important thing is not to stop questioning.
Curiosity has its own reason for existing.
- Albert Einstein

You become what you think about.
- Earl Nightingale

Every thought you think
and every word you speak
is affirming something.
- Louise L. Hay

People hardly ever make use of the freedom which they have,
for example, freedom of thought;
instead they demand freedom of speech as a compensation.
- Soren Kierkegaard

If only the people who worry about their liabilities
would think about the riches they do possess,
they would stop worrying.
- Dale Carnegie

You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience
in which you really stop to look fear in the face.
You must do the thing which you think you cannot do.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

To kill an error is as good a service as,
and sometimes even better than,
the establishing of a new truth or fact.
- Charles Darwin

You must do the thing that you think you cannot do.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

The function of education is to teach one
to think intensively and to think critically.
Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Cheer for endings - whether goals have been met or not -
whether the ending is tidy or ragged.
Without endings, there would be neither the opportunity
nor the incentive to think new thoughts,
and to begin great new projects.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If a problem cannot be solved, enlarge it.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Don't marry the person you think you can live with;
marry only the individual you think you can't live without.
- James C. Dobson

We should not pretend to understand the world
only by the intellect.
The judgment of the intellect
is only part of the truth.
- Carl Jung

Stand up to your obstacles
and do something about them.
You will find that they haven't
half the strength you think they have.
- Norman Vincent Peale

What you think of me is none of my business.
- Terry Cole-Whittaker


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