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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner,
and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
- Jack Benny

Related topics: Sports

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club,
don't you?
- Ben Hogan

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
- Gerald R. Ford

If you think it's hard to meet new people,
try picking up the wrong golf ball.
- Jack Lemmon

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The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one,
particularly if he plays golf.
- Bertrand Russell

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place
the world is when one is playing golf.
- Robert Wilson Lynd

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite
of what you are inclined to do,
and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
- Ben Hogan


 

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
- William Wordsworth

I get to play golf for a living.
What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.
- Tiger Woods

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet
mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
- Ernest Hemingway

Don't play too much golf.
Two rounds a day are plenty.
- Harry Vardon

Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.
- Roger Kahn

If you got the game, you got the game.
That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.
- Shaquille O'Neal

He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen.
- Jack Nicklaus

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
- Al Boliska

If you watch a game, it's fun.
If you play it, it's recreation.
If you work at it, it's golf.
- Bob Hope

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a
ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
- Woodrow Wilson

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men
whose wives think they are out having fun.
- Jim Bishop

The difference in golf and government is that in golf
you can't improve your lie.
- George Deukmejian

I don't want to play golf.
When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
- Rogers Hornsby

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore,"
shoot six,
and write down five.
- Paul Harvey

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club,
they'd starve to death.
- Sam Snead

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.
Just how childlike golf players become is proven by
their frequent inability to count past five.
- John Updike

Hockey is a sport for white men.
Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
- Tiger Woods

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately.
Ring the nearest golf course.
- Groucho Marx

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
- Billy Graham

There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup.
He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined.
Somebody is going to dust my records.
It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid.
- Jack Nicklaus

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf.
I have never been depressed enough to take up the game,
but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
- Will Rogers

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
- Arnold Palmer

It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time.
But it took me many years to realize it.
- Bobby Jones

Give your time and efforts freely or not at all.
When you are tempted to say,
"Oh, if I have to, I'll skip my golf game
and watch my daughter play soccer," don't do it.
Either generate the heart-felt emotion
to make the free-will gift,
"I'd love to watch your game today, Sandy,"
or the honesty to decline the request gracefully.
Martyrdom doesn't create happiness
for any of the parties involved.
An honest, "No" is preferable to a coerced "Yes."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Golf is a puzzle without an answer.
I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't
the slightest idea how to play.
- Gary Player

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely
transitory in the universe;
a space not to dwell in,
but to get over as quickly as possible.
- Jean Giraudoux

I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete
until I started playing golf a couple years ago.
- James Caan

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
- P. G. Wodehouse

I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs.
- Delta Burke

Exercise? I get it on the golf course.
When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
- Red Skelton

I played golf all over Detroit.
- Smokey Robinson

It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?
- John Goodman

If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National.
I just don't want an early tee time.
- Gary Player

There is no similarity between golf and putting;
they are two different games,
one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
- Ben Hogan

I think travel is probably the downside of playing professional golf,
but you've got to do it.
- Karrie Webb

I know bugger all about golf.
- Charlotte Church

But in the end it's still a game of golf,
and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands
with your opponents and still be friends,
then you've missed the point.
- Payne Stewart

It takes having your golf peak four different times throughout the year.
You have to like all four golf courses.
You've got to be the best of that week for the four weeks.
- Karrie Webb

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon.
I also stink at it.
I have never found anything, including divorce and
a sexual harassment suit,
more frustrating.
- Jay Mohr

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
- Will Rogers

No other game combines the wonder of nature with the
discipline of sport in such carefully planned ways.
A great golf course both frees and challenges a golfer's mind.
- Tom Watson

I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived.
I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.
- Jeremy London

My hobbies and leisure activities include cars and golf.
- Michael Strahan

I had very low expectations.
Honestly, I think I had 11 rounds of golf the entire
year in before this tournament,
and I had hit balls maybe four or five times.
- Trent Dilfer

As we all know...
golf is a puzzle without an answer.
- Gary Player

The beauty of golf, you're in charge out here.
- Mike Weir

Cyclists, I work with a number of cyclists.
They are great athletes; they are great aerobic athletes.
If you ask them to hit a baseball or golf ball,
they can't do that.
- Eric Heiden

I understand why marriages break up over golf.
I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting.
- Shia LaBeouf

I hate golf.
I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it,
much less love it.
- Jay Mohr

We all know, the ones who play golf,
know what a wonderful game it is and what a great past-time it is.
- Bernhard Langer

Proposals to forbid golf courses have about the same
motivations as proposals to forbid skate boarding,
although the rationalizations are different.
- John McCarthy

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy
playing with his friends.
- Chi Chi Rodriguez

I know this golf tournament has my name on it but it's not about me.
It's about the Louisiana Tech family.
There is nothing greater than being a part of the Bulldog family.
- Terry Bradshaw

A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.
- Harry Vardon

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course.
Golf teaches you how to behave.
- Jack Nicklaus

It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus
standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
- Jack Nicklaus

That's the difference between golf and many other sports.
You go to some other sporting events,
they just leave you or give you the cold shoulder and move on.
- Bernhard Langer

All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.
- Eric Linklater

Art is not predictable.
Art is not golf, as great as that may be.
There are 360 degrees of choice to make.
- Tina Weymouth

For example, in my district there are visitors from
all over the world who are drawn to our beautiful beaches,
recreational lakes, habitat wildlife preserves and golf courses.
- Mark Foley

Golf course design is exciting.
- Tom Kite

In tennis, you can make a couple of mistakes and still win.
Not in golf.
I played three rounds in that Tahoe event,
and I was drained.
Mentally, not physically.
- Pete Sampras

Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment
because I've just signed a contract where I've got
to do 200 shows a year in pubs,
so the golf's fallen away a bit.
- Eric Bristow


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