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A man is a success if he gets up in
the morning and gets to bed at night,
and in between he does what he wants to do.
- Bob Dylan
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Early to bed and early to rise,
makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
- Benjamin Franklin
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed,
easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
- Proverb
A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen,
is that you can take it to bed with you.
- Daniel J. Boorstin
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Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning,
but the kids would have to go to church.
- Lynn Johnston
Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme
experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
All men are children, and of one family.
The same tale sends them all to bed,
and wakes them in the morning.
- Henry David Thoreau
When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed.
I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly.
He cut the legs off the bed.
- Lou Brock
I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would
happen if there was a zombie attack.
- Simon Pegg
Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends.
- Samuel Pepys
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
- Groucho Marx
I once had a rose named after me
and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read
the description in the catalogue:
no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed.
For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.
- E. V. Lucas
Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
- William Congreve
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns
My formula for living is quite simple.
I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night.
In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
- Cary Grant
As you make your bed, so you must lie in it.
- Daniel J. Boorstin
I'm lucky because I have a job I love.
I really miss being away from home, being in my own bed,
seeing my animals and siblings, having my moms cookies.
I have a couple cats.
I got a kitten about a year ago and now Im going on
the road so I wont see him for a while.
I feel bad.
- Michelle Branch
Never get out of bed before noon.
- Charles Bukowski
A revolution is not a bed of roses.
- Fidel Castro
I go home by noon, and I'm in bed by 6 p.m.
I get up at 1 and do it again.
- Bob Edwards
Slumps are like a soft bed.
They're easy to get into and hard to get out of.
- Johnny Bench
The truth is, this being errand boy to one hundred
and fifty thousand people tires me so by night I am
ready for bed instead of soirees.
- Rutherford B. Hayes
I've got a book of poetry by the bed,
one of these big collections that goes back to the Greeks and Romans.
- Martin C. Smith
I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.
- Linda Evangelista
If I were asked for a one line answer to the question'
What makes a woman good in bed?' I would say,
'A man who is good in bed.'
- Bob Guccione
If you're going to dedicate every second to winning the decathlon,
what are you doing wasting your time in bed?
- Bruce Jenner
My talk show takes place in bed, in Italy.
- Amanda Lear
Now I believe that lovers should be draped in flowers
and laid entwined together on a bed of clover and left there to sleep,
left there to dream of their happiness.
- Conor Oberst
On one occasion I shared a bed with about seven other people,
but we were all having a party overnight.
- Marion Zimmer Bradley
The best thing about lying in bed late is that you
learn to distinguish between first things and trivia,
for whatever presses on you has to prove its importance
before it makes you move.
- Max Lerner
There were mornings when I just didn't want to get out of bed.
But once again, I'm in an adverse situation and having
to deal with something new and learn how to do it.
- Picabo Street
My bed is actually two king beds put together.
- Cindy Margolis
Physically I'm tired at the end of the day and quite
glad to be reading in bed by midnight.
- Bob Geldof
Doing love scenes is always awkward.
I mean, it's just not a normal thing to go to work
and lay in bed with your co-worker.
- Denise Richards
I think we should look forward to death more than we do.
Of course everybody hates to go to bed or miss anything,
but dying is really the only chance we'll get to rest.
- Florynce R. Kennedy
This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed
with a desire to change his bed.
- Charles Baudelaire
I had the drink after I fell out of bed.
It hurt.
- Liza Minnelli
This is the very womb and bed of enormity.
- Ben Jonson
Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman.
- Nancy Banks Smith
There are two kinds of women, those who want power
in the world and those who want power in bed.
- Jackie Kennedy
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
- Edwin W. Edwards
I promised to always bring up a glass of water to her before we go to bed,
and she promised to never let me dress myself.
- Fred Savage
I am very grateful to God everyday that my eyes flutter
open and I can jump out of that bed!
- Jerry Reed
When I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think
about death and neither one particularly appeals to me.
- Steven Morrissey
I didn't beat her.
I just pushed her out of bed.
- O. J. Simpson
I take a grave view of the press.
It is the weak slat under the bed of democracy.
- A. J. Liebling
I got briefly mistaken for someone who might be good in bed,
which was very, very good.
- Bill Nighy
I began to pray those same fervent prayers,
lying in bed at night, hoping to see a scroll unrolled
from the ceiling with a message from God just for me.
- James Green Somerville
If it weren't for the rocks in its bed,
the stream would have no song.
- Carl Perkins
Well I was an asthmatic child.
So that for most of my childhood I was in bed.
Bedridden.
- Gerald Scarfe
I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed
with me inside it so I would be invisible.
- Ahmet Zappa
I was out of my bed in one second, trembling with excitement,
and I dashed to the door and into the adjoining room,
where I could watch the streets below from the windows.
- Herman Hesse
What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the
morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
- Bob Dylan
But for the first time in many years,
I get to sleep in my own bed every night.
I haven't done that, literally, in years.
It seems like such a small thing, but it is so nice.
- Linda Vester
The bed is now as public as the dinner table and governed
by the same rules of formal confrontation.
- Angela Carter
They're like sleeping in a soft bed.
Easy to get into and hard to get out of.
- Johnny Bench
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light
switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
- Muhammad Ali
A bedroom requires a bed.
Everything else was extravagance.
Well, he had a bed all right.
- Audrey Meadows
Reading is like the sex act - done privately,
and often in bed.
- Daniel J. Boorstin
Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know
who u will meet in your dreams.
- Joel Madden
I am not young but I feel young.
The day I feel old, I will go to bed and stay there.
J'aime la vie!
I feel that to live is a wonderful thing.
- Coco Chanel
If you let a bully come in your front yard,
he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after
that he'll rape your wife in your own bed.
- Lyndon B. Johnson
One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to
forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to bed.
- Bernard Baruch
I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for
days with a fever that just wouldn't go away.
After more of this, I grew increasingly sure that this was not simply the flu!
- Daryl Hall
I could get into bed with James Bond,
then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun.
- Heather Mills
If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son,
somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich
and he never would have gone home.
- Vance Havner
No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is,
you still have to get out of it.
- Grace Slick
But most distinctly, I remember always saying to myself that when I get big,
I'm not going to go to bed hungry, I'm not going to
wear hand-me-down clothes.
- Buck Owens
I was getting to bed about 10 P.M.
so wound up and not getting to sleep by 11,
and because I was putting the prosthetics on for five hours,
I had to be up at 3 in the morning.
- Gerard Butler
Evil is unspectacular and always human,
and shares our bed and eats at our own table.
- W. H. Auden
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