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Scott Adams Quotes and Sayings
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Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense.
This makes you look smart.
- Scott Adams

Related topics: Business

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition
of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
- Scott Adams

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes.
Art is knowing which ones to keep.
- Scott Adams

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of
questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just
in time to ask questions?
- Scott Adams

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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress
women was to own a hot car.
But women wised up and realized it was better to buy
their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
- Scott Adams

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
- Scott Adams

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody
or cause problems within the company.
The safest approach is to remove all useful information.
- Scott Adams


 

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
- Scott Adams

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
- Scott Adams

Engineers like to solve problems.
If there are no problems handily available,
they will create their own problems.
- Scott Adams

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
- Scott Adams

The only risk of failure is promotion.
- Scott Adams

Free will is an illusion.
People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.
- Scott Adams

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
- Scott Adams

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
- Scott Adams

Normal people...
believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke,
it doesn't have enough features yet.
- Scott Adams

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness.
Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
- Scott Adams

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives
to leverage our key learnings.
- Scott Adams

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
- Scott Adams

The best things in life are silly.
- Scott Adams

You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential.
In fact, the most influential people in my life are
probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.
- Scott Adams

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
- Scott Adams

There are very few personal problems that cannot be
solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
- Scott Adams

If you have any trouble sounding condescending,
find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
- Scott Adams

I get mail; therefore I am.
- Scott Adams

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.
I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my
goal of becoming a successful executive.
- Scott Adams

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways.
But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
- Scott Adams

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb
enough to work at your company.
- Scott Adams

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness
to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs.
This is the principle behind lotteries,
dating, and religion.
- Scott Adams

Sometimes we need the fog to remind ourselves
that all of life is not black and white.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

I will reflect the finest qualities my friends offer me
and remind them of all the promise I see in them.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind
you how powerful they are.
- Clive James

I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice!
And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.
- Barry Goldwater

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan
trying to play the violin.
- Honore de Balzac

Important ideas can come from unexpected places.
We tend to label people - Genius, Idiot,
Socialist, Regressive, Wingnut, Revolutionary, Terrorist.
But it is helpful to remind ourselves to be open
to good ideas - whatever their source.
It is equally important to avoid accepting any idea
merely because we respect that person's
other ideas or accomplishments.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The hoop is there to remind us not to jump through it,
not to submit to someone else's control.
- Kit Williams

Children remind us to treasure the smallest of gifts,
even in the most difficult of times.
- Allen Klein

The terrorist attacks of September 11th and the courageous
actions of our armed forces in Afghanistan and Iraq
remind us that friends of tyranny and enemies of freedom still exist.
- Carl Levin

Breathe.
Let go.
And remind yourself that this very moment is the only
one you know you have for sure.
- Oprah Winfrey

I think writers need windows on a view to remind them
that a whole world is out there,
not the minutiae with which they might be dealing on a close scale.
- Anne McCaffrey

It's ridiculous that time and time again we need a
radioactive cloud coming out of a nuclear power-station
to remind us that atomic energy is extraordinarily dangerous.
- Pierre Schaeffer

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
- Groucho Marx

Pets are humanizing.
They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility
to preserve and nurture and care for all life.
- James Cromwell

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being,
but to remind him that he is already degraded.
- George Orwell

It did remind me of something out of Greek mythology -
the richest king who gets everything he wants,
but ultimately his family has a curse on it from the Gods.
- Martin Scorsese

I don't need you to remind me of my age.
I have a bladder to do that for me.
- Stephen Fry

When I first got pregnant, I freaked out.
Then I had to remind myself: I'm turning 30.
- Melissa Joan Hart

Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most.
- Ted Rall

It's proper and appropriate to remind the Chinese about
what they get out of solid relations with the United States.
- John Breaux

Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you.
It helps in a pinch to be able to remind your bride
that you gave up a throne for her.
- King Edward VIII

I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists -
no matter how many cigars they smoke with you -
are not your friends,
so don't talk to them.'
- Cameron Diaz

It is good a philosopher should remind himself,
now and then, that he is a particle pontificating on infinity.
- Ariel Durant

If I didn't have my camera to remind me constantly,
I am here to do this, I would eventually have slipped away,
I think.
I would have forgotten my reason to exist.
- Annie Leibovitz

Well, first of all, let me say that -
let me remind your viewers that I am recused from this investigation,
and what I said this weekend is not anything new.
- Alberto Gonzales

The Democrats need to remind people of where were,
in terms of our progress, as markers against where we are,
and where we've fallen, and how we've declined under Bush.
- Sidney Blumenthal

People are quite shocked when you remind them that
Elvis Presley and Frank Sinatra never wrote a song
that they recorded in their lives,
as far as I know.
- Robert Wyatt

When the burdens of the presidency seem unusually heavy,
I always remind myself it could be worse.
I could be a mayor.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

Support the strong, give courage to the timid,
remind the indifferent, and warn the opposed.
- Whitney M. Young

You have to remind people of their own struggles.
It's a responsibility.
- Elia Kazan

Lives of great men oft remind us as we o'er their pages turn,
That we too may leave behind us - Letters that we ought to burn.
- Thomas Hood

To remind a man of the good turns you have done him
is very much like a reproach.
- Demosthenes

Every few years I'll party way too much to remind myself what an idiot I am.
- Jeff Ament

An aged Christian, with the snow of time upon his head,
may remind us that those points of earth are whitest
which are nearest to heaven.
- Edwin Hubbel Chapin

Say, the next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you,
will you?
- Morrie Ryskind

Many after-dinner speakers remind us that to err is human.
- Frances Rodman

All that a critic, as critic, can give poets is the
deadly encouragement that never ceases to remind them
of how heavy their inheritance is.
- Harold Bloom

Sometimes I write them down in musical notation as
a trigger to remind me about certain directions to go.
Or I can be specific about a sound I'm looking for.
- Harold Budd

Having children is my greatest achievement.
It was my saviour.
It switched my focus from the outside to the inside.
My children are gifts, they remind me of what's important.
- Elle Macpherson

The pitcher has to find out if the hitter is timid,
and if he is timid, he has to remind the hitter he's timid.
- Don Drysdale

Let me remind you that credit is the lifeblood of business,
the lifeblood of prices and jobs.
- Herbert Hoover

When we long for life without difficulties,
remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and
diamonds are made under pressure.
- Peter Marshall


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