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George Burns Quotes and Sayings
Quotes by George Burns

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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something
you love than to be a success at something you hate.
- George Burns

Related topics: Success

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
- George Burns

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
- George Burns

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How can I die? I'm booked.
- George Burns

It takes only one drink to get me drunk.
The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
- George Burns

I don't believe in dying.
It's been done.
I'm working on a new exit.
Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
- George Burns


 

How beautifully leaves grow old.
How full of light and color are their last days.
- George Burns

The most important thing in acting is honesty.
If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- George Burns

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity,
I would have to say it is avoiding worry,
stress and tension.
And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
- George Burns

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country
are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
- George Burns

Everything that goes up must come down.
But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
- George Burns

Acting is all about honesty.
If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- George Burns

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
- George Burns

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that,
you've got it made.
- George Burns

It's good to be here.
At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
- George Burns

Be quick to learn and wise to know.
- George Burns

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending,
then having the two as close together as possible.
- George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
- George Burns

First you forget names, then you forget faces.
Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally,
you forget to pull it down.
- George Burns

I look to the future because that's where I'm going
to spend the rest of my life.
- George Burns

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made.
Very few people die past that age.
- George Burns

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
- George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
- George Burns

At my age flowers scare me.
- George Burns

I'm very pleased to be here.
Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
- George Burns

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your
shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
- George Burns

This is the sixth book I've written,
which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
- George Burns

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
- George Burns

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
- George Burns

If it's a good script I'll do it.
And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough,
I'll do it.
- George Burns

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a
success at something I hate.
- George Burns

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day.
At my age I have to hold on to something.
- George Burns

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
- George Burns

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous.
When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
- George Burns

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal,
a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman;
it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
- George Burns

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
- George Burns

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
- George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring,
close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns

People grow through experience
if they meet life honestly and courageously.
This is how character is built.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Honestly, being a doctor could make you more close
minded than regular people.
- Alex Chiu

When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our
lives means the most to us,
we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice,
solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand.
- Henri Nouwen

Everyone was going to play their part honestly,
and not try and pretend to be good or bad guys.
- Stephen Hopkins

I hate committing myself to anything.
It's probably the lack of discipline,
honestly.
I'm probably a spoiled brat worried about getting my way every time.
- Cameron Diaz

Honestly achieved results surpass all others.
- Michael Diamond

Honestly, I have had to live like a high priestess in this show.
It is a very, very lonely life.
When you work the way I work - that means hard -
there's no time for play.
- Ann Miller

I love people who make me laugh.
I honestly think it's the thing I like most,
to laugh.
It cures a multitude of ills.
It's probably the most important thing in a person.
- Audrey Hepburn

I try and write honestly about what I see around me now.
- Billy Bragg

I honestly do feel that I am a role model for young people.
- R. Lee Ermey

I'm a lifer, yeah...
I can honestly say I'm a lifer.
- Neil Finn

I honestly didn't expect this much attention,
but it just keeps happening so I must be doing something right.
- Freddy Adu

I tell you what, I was so shocked because I didn't
think the ball had enough to get out.
It's an absolutely incredible feeling.
I can honestly say I did it.
- Mark McGwire

I can honestly say this industry hasn't made me neurotic about my looks,
except maybe my weight.
I hope my clothes kind of reflect that.
They're meant to make you feel good.
- Stella McCartney

I honestly, sincerely love what I do.
- Mary Hart

I honestly can't characterize my style in words.
It seems that whatever comes to me naturally,
I play.
- Coleman Hawkins

I genuinely don't know how many albums I'm going to
sell when the new album comes out,
because I honestly don't know how many fans I've actually got at the moment.
- Gary Numan

But honestly, if you do a rigorous survey of my work,
I'll bet you'll find that biology is a theme far more
often than physical science.
- David Brin

I had very low expectations.
Honestly, I think I had 11 rounds of golf the entire
year in before this tournament,
and I had hit balls maybe four or five times.
- Trent Dilfer

As the inventor of the Immortality Device,
I basically just tell people what I honestly think.
- Alex Chiu

A man is simple when his chief care is the wish to be what he ought to be,
that is honestly and naturally human.
- Charles Wagner

I don't honestly know why they offered me the part in Rent.
- Adam Rickitt

Public service must be more than doing a job efficiently and honestly.
It must be a complete dedication to the people and to the nation.
- Margaret Chase Smith

The true secret of giving advice is,
after you have honestly given it,
to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not,
and never persist in trying to set people right.
- Henry Ward Beecher

I don't ever blink, honestly.
- Ridley Scott

Honestly, if the public still wants to hear me in some works,
I have to go down a half step.
- Placido Domingo

The secret of staying young is to live honestly,
eat slowly, and lie about your age.
- Lucille Ball

In my opinion I do not think I am a better guitarist than Ace,
I honestly think we're both different,
and we both brought something unique to the musical.
- Vinnie Vincent

I think there's a little bit of sizzling here.
Honestly, I can feel it.
The ions are flying back and forth.
- Regis Philbin

Honestly, if the worst these people can say about me is that I'm gay,
then I think I'll be fine.
I can handle it.
- Zac Efron

Honestly, I feel like I am a leading man,
and it's just going to take the right project,
the female and the right studio.
It's got to all gel together, you know what I mean?
- Mike Epps

I can honestly say it took two full years for me to
get over the fact that I was no longer a baseball player.
- Nolan Ryan


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